to fetch her poor dog a bone. Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater, Had a wife and couldn’t keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell, And there he kept her very well. And there he kept her very well. 17 like 0 dislike. Smacked her twice across the head, Fucked her ass and went to bed! Peter Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife, loved to beat her. When the clock struck two, I blew my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block! 18 like 0 dislike. Little Jack Horner. 69 Pins • 2.04k Followers All things pumpkin. to fetch her poor dog a bone. Peter learned to read and spell. Thanks for the laugh! Common modern versions include: Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell And there he kept her very well. The Diceman filed the papers last month -- but he tells TMZ, it's NOT because he wants to get away from his wife … 4. He shit pepperoni, and blew his friend Tony. Peter Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife, loved to beat her. Little Jack Horner Sat in … Hickory Dickory Dock, This bitch was suckin' my cock, The clock struck two, I dumped my goo, And dumped her at the end of the block! Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater Had a wife, loved to beat her Smacked her twice across the head Fucked her ass and went to bed or: Peter Peter pumkin eater Whacked off in the movie theater Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene Follow. Nursery Rhymes are traditional poems or songs featured on ABC's Once Upon a Time. This rhyme has reached to British children only at a recent stage and only from this rhyme; childrens in the British places came to know what is meant by pumpkin. Little Jack Horner. One day the cold took him to far na dhe took his wife to a near by bar. Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater had a wife who hated heaters. Smacked her twice across the head, Fucked her ass and went to bed! Hickory dickory dock, Some chick was sucking my cock. Peter, peter pumpkin eater. Oldest version: Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had another and didn't love her; Peter learned to read and spell, And then he loved her very well. Peter Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife, loved to beat her Smacked her twice across the head, Fucked her ass and went to bed! Peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife loved to beat her smacked her twice across the head fucked her ass and went to bed In North America, the term "Mother Goose Rhymes", introduced in the mid-18th century, is still often used. Had another wife and did not love her. Andrew Dice Clay hates his marriage but he loves his wife -- so he filed for divorce ... even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they part. But when she bent over, Rover took over And the bitch got a bone of her own! Hickory dickory dock, Some chick was sucking my cock. Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn’t keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell. He shit pepperoni, and blew his friend Tony. Shared by If Then. Peter, Peter pumkin eater had a wife and loved to eat her. They were created for young children in Britain, and many other countries. Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater, Had a wife and used to beat her. Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell And there he kept her still. Hickory dickory dock, Some chick was sucking my cock. “Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn’t keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell. Cold it was both day nad night peter so cold he suffered a fright. peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife loved to beat her. Cool! Contents[show] Origin "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater" is an English language nursery rhyme. Hopefully you don't have a Peter in your house and you won't have to share. Peter peter pumpkin eater, had a wife and loved to beat her, He slapped her twice across the head, Farked her azz and went to bed. But when she bent over, Rover took over And the bitch got a bone of her own!-----Peter Peter Rhyme Peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife loved to beat her smacked her twice across the head fucked her ass and went to bed-----Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme Mary had a little lamb she kept it in her back yard when she took her panties off PETER - posted in New Jersey/New York: Peter Peter Pumpkin eater- will you be sinning with me this Friday at Djais? Shared by NumeroOcho. Smacked her twice across the head, fucked her ass and went to bed. –What became of her, no one can tell”. Peter peter pumpkin eater, had a wife and loved to beat her, He slapped her twice across the head, Farked her azz and went to bed. So did the men in town, which made poor Peter frown. From the above lyrics, it clearly says that the words refer to somebodys wifes murder. Cool! Sat in the corner eating a pizza pie. When the clock struck two, I blew my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block! Thanks for the laugh! The the clock struck two, I dropped my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block! Punched her twice in the head, Fucked her ass and went to bed.